Annals of Ouch–Ozzy Wipes Out: Let’s see….take an incoherent, drug-addled, over-the-hill rocker who has a recently announced 42-pill-a-day habit, stick him on an All Terrain Vehicle (ATV), and cut him loose without adult supervision…What do you get? Ozzy Osbourne with six broken ribs, a broken collarbone and a fractured neck. The former Black Sabbath singer survived (“this is not a problem,” his doctor declared…delusional or super-cool medico?), and is expected to recover whatever motor skills he still had going at the time of the accident. ATVs are the land-based analog of the noxious and evil jet-ski. So thanks, Ozzy, for making them look like a really bad way to tear up the yard. I wonder if “The Osbournes” cameras were rolling…..



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