Annals of Invention–Vroom, Vroom, Glub, Glub: Check this baby out. The ‘Sport Sub,” which just won the British Marine Federation concept boat award, is a speed boat…and a submarine. James Bond would love it. It cruises at 35 knots on the surface, or can dive up to 100 meters, taking 2 divers down, and sneak around at 5 knots for up to 2 hours. The ultimate Wetass toy, if you happen to have about $30,000 lying around. The competition had lots of other wild and wacky concept boats, like the Surf Spyder and the Suite Mouse (dedicated to “velocity inebriation”). Click here to have a look at them. Wear a bib, though, to keep the drool off your shirt….

Ummm, I hope Osama doesn’t get ahold of one of these……