TWC Quick Hits…:

Kiwi Surfer Punches Out Shark: Ahh, so that’s how to handle it…

Oil Spills Should be Pushed Onto Beaches, Not Out To Sea: Umm, why? “There is not much life on the beach, so it’s quite safe to have the oil being stranded on the beach, and remove it,” Dr Schulton told BBC World Service’s One Planet programme. “It’s easier to remove it from the beach than to remove it from the water or to remove it from rocky shores.” Oh.

Did Drug Traffickers Kill 128 seals, 9 Dolphins and 9 Pelicans? Must have been quite a party…

Freestyle Skiing Ace Jonny Moseley To Be Auctioned On EBay: Mother is tired of paying hospital bills…

On The Block: “I have only one thing to say: I don’t do windows.”