TWC Quick Hits…:

18-Foot Great White Shark Jumps Into Fishing Boat: “When I tried to lift my fish aboard, the shark launched itself out of the water and onto the side of the boat.” Grabs beer from the cooler and slides back into the ocean. Who says angling isn’t an exciting sport..

Darwin At Work I–Man Drowns Trying To Retrieve Cowboy Hat: Doesn’t know how to swim. Boots fill up with water. Glub. Glub. Investigators suspect hat was too tight…

Darwin At Work II–Man Drowns During Belly Flop Contest: Here’s the math. Height: 20 feet. Man: Age 52. Water: frigid. Oh yeah, this guy didn’t know how to swim either…

Bellyflopping Can Be Dangerous: “Hmmm. I wonder if Bob knows the water is only four inches deep…?”