TWC Quick Hits…:

Man Who Cooked And Ate A Plateful Of Cicadas Almost Dies: Doctors diagnose allergic reaction. Wife puzzled by his sudden strong desire to burrow into the ground for 17 years…

Fishing Charter Sinks Off San Francisco; Passengers Really Stoned Or Just really Laid Back: “I did a Greg Louganis swan dive,” says one. “I didn’t think we were going to die, but it sucked,” says another. “The fish went down with the ship.”. Dude, you were worried about the fish…?

Aging, 52-Pound Pacific Octopus Finally Gets Laid: Sees last chance with female visitor, puts eight arms to good use, and fogs up his aquarium. “They both were gripping the back wall of the tank. He just about covered her completely”…



“Baby, I’ve been waiting all my life for this…Ever hear of a little thing called the Octopus Kama Sutra?