TWC Quick Hits…:
Man Hangs Himself After Wife Catches Him Having Sex With Hen: Distraught hen then slaughtered. Wow, talk about a bad day…
Racehorse Outsprinted By Middle-Aged, Sausage Eating Greyhound: Dog wins by 15 dog lengths over 400 meters, resolving local barroom debate. What, you’ve never wondered about this?
21 Bloodied and Battered In Chaotic Annual Cheese Rolling Competition: Participants pursue 71-pound double Gloucester wheel down a very steep hill. Why? They’re English…

“Faster, chaps, it’s getting away. Oh bother! I seem to have broken my ankle…”