Wetass Chronicles–Program Note: In a desperate attempt to at least cover my monthly server costs so my wife will stop mocking me, I have added ads (say that 10 times fast), courtesy of Google. You don’t have to buy anything, but if you want to send a few pennies my way, click on one of the Google ad links before you go back to work (any geeks who can come up with a way to automate this that will fool all the Nobel laureates at Google, please let me know). Also, if you want to embarrass your spouse and family by wearing a Wetass t-shirt, click on “Buy Wetass Stuff” to go the Wetass Emporium. I’ll be adding to the Wetass Clothing Line over time…

In Case You Are A Wetass Who Doesn’t Go Commando…