TWC Quick Hits…:

Ghostbusters Called In To Investigate Royal Navy Base: Intrigued by sightings of hard-partying, rum-drinking cartoon pirate who goes by the name of Capt. Morgan…

2 High School Seniors Swim From Alcatraz As Class Project: Survive 1.25 mile swim in 50-degree water, but expelled before graduation for carrying shivs, jumping students in the showers, and trading cigarettes…

British Researchers Say Ducks Have Regional Accents: London ducks louder and coarser than their country cousins; also more prone to fowl language…



Cockney Duck: “Oy! I likes me beer warm and flat! Serve me one more cold one and I’ll shoot your bleedin’ ‘ead orf…”