TWC Quick Hits…:

Scottish Salmon Living Near Whiskey Distilleries Grow Extra Large Testicles: Any questions?

(What the Hell Is Going On Up There 1?) Norwegian Experts Use Massive Amounts Of Popcorn To Simulate Oil Spill: But didn’t count on 12,000 seagulls joining exercise…

(What the Hell Is Going On Up There 2?) Norwegian Parliament To Allow Tourists To Join Seal Hunt: Ministers figure rich, gun-crazed psychos who suffer from inferiority complexes have just about cleaned out Africa…



“Uh-oh. This guy trying to sneak up on me is fat, sunburned, and carrying an AK-47. I’m starting to miss those Eskimos with clubs…”