TWC Quick Hits…:

Killer Elephant Acquitted Of Trampling 20: Defense claims frame-up. Prosecution asks elephant to try on glove and it doesn’t fit…

Russian Man Stands On Hands, And “Walks” Down 32 Flights Of Stairs: Wants to race horse next (see below)…

Australian Pub In Trouble Over Mouse-Chewing Contest: Contest Terms: Bite off tail. Gnaw on torso. Win holiday (and toothpick). Risk $75,000 and 2 years in prison…

“Dinner? No thanks. Urrp. I snacked before I got here…”