TWC Quick Hits…:

Meteor Lands in New Zealand Living Room: Toddler in house appears to be developing super strength and X-Ray vision…

Small Village In Turkey Welcomes Spring With Annual Whipping Festival: Fetishists take note: they use…silky scarves.

British Underwriter To Offer Insurance Against Chest Hair Loss To Unnamed Macho Star: Policy excludes war, revolution, radioactive contamination and terrorism. Umm, who’d be worrying about their chest hair after all that…?



The Settlement: “What! I pay you premiums all those years, and this is what you give me…?!