TWC Quick Hits…

Gadget Corner–Underwater MP3 Player Submersible To 200 Feet: For SCUBA, snorkeling, and other, err, water sports. Bonus feature: won’t play Barry Manilow…

Russia’s Vladivostok Opens Door To Chinese Culture By Staging Massive Dragon Boat Race: 60 teams and 600 oarsmen show up…and sack the town after crossing finish. “Haven’t they read the Iliad?” crows pillaging Chinese athlete…

German “Samurai” On Loose In Woods Near Berlin: Scares hikers and bikers off with dangerous sword tricks, eludes capture with craftiness and camouflage. German police can’t decide whether to call in Steven Seagal or Uma Thurman…



Kill Willi: “You say this guy f*cked with my wedding too? Okay, put on your plastic ponchos. This is going to get messy…”