TWC Quick Hits…:

Defense Department Funds Scientist Trying To Build Brain Implants Which Will Allow Remote Control Of Sharks: Oh man. Osama better stay out of the water…

Drunk Russian Flight Crew Beats Up Annoying Passenger: That I would like to see…on video…

New Book Details The Shocking Secret Sex Lives Of Lobsters: Flexing, orgies and…edible underwear?! Who knew?

“So I said to her: “Hey, Baby, if we’re through can I eat your shell…?”