Department Of Animal Oddities–Doggie Edition: Some people treat their dogs like humans. It’s a little easier for an Oklahoma family called the Stringfellows: their dog Faith–a 19-month old Lab-Chow mix walks around on two legs, knows how to use the TV remote, and drinks beer. Okay, I made the last two up. But the dog has been standing tall ever since a birth defect left it with malformed front legs, and the Stringfellows taught it to use the two good ones it had left. Of course, in America, an animal like this means one thing: MONEY. Faith has already appeared on the Rikki Lake Show, and the Stringfellows are talking to the producers of the next Harry Potter movie about an appearance…



“Actually, I would like a beer…and some comfortable shoes…”

Had enough? Well, here’s one more: the Guinness Book Of World Record holder for the longest ears. They belong to Jack, a Bassett hound that lives in Germany. Each ear is over a foot long…



“Forget that stupid walking dog in Oklahoma. I’m learning to fly…”