Wetass Video Of The Week–Do You DUI?: If you do (and of course you shouldn’t), you can’t do better than this dude when it comes to taking the standard sobriety tests. Too bad he couldn’t keep his mouth shut at the end. Click here to see the whole thing on the police-car cam…



“You’re doing alright, honey. But, man, you should have seen the guy I had last night…”

(Thanks to TWC material-miner Dave Ross, who might just get to see his beloved Red Sox win the big one…)