Annals Of Astonishment…: Ever wanted to know the world record is for the fastest 100 meters on a unicycle (12.11 seconds), for the highest BASE jump (19,300 feet), or for the longest distance achieved by a human cannonball (185 feet 10 inches)? Then here’s a website for you: Guinness World Records “Amazing Feats.” Here, you will also learn that a maniac named Stig Gunther holds the record for the highest dive onto an airbag. Guess what height he jumped from? 150 feet? Nope. 250 feet? Nope. How about 343 feet? Holy sh*t. There’s all kinds of other crazy records here, like “Most bees in the mouth,” “Most worms eaten (in 30 seconds),” “Farthest Ear Slingshot,” and “Farthest nasal ejection” (using spaghetti, watch the video here). What can I say? The list goes on and on, and is an astounding testament to human creativity in the pursuit of pain, humiliation, and a brief, brief mention in the world’s greatest record book…



Kissing Cobras: “That’s one. Just eleven more and I’ll have the world record…if I live.”