Annals Of Invention–Jaws Joybuzzer: If all the stories of shark attacks, lost limbs, and blood in the water have kept you from becoming a surfer, you no longer have an excuse. An Australian company has invented a surfboard that emits an electric field that causes muscle spasms in sharks if they come too close. According to the company, Seachange Technology, the board causes the sharks “discomfort.” Hmmm. I guess that might make a shark look elsewhere for a snack. On the other hand, it could piss it off, and if you’ve ever seen a pissed-off Great White…



“I don’t know if it really scares sharks off or not. But it sure makes my feet tingle…”