Well, all you non-readers can thank TWC reader (and excellent J22 sailor) Nina Beebe. She has taken pity on you and forwarded me the link (click here, or here, for a second angle) to the National Zoo “Cheetah Cam.” And if that show gets boring you can always switch over (click here) to the “Indoor Giraffe Cam.” And if you are really, really hurting (and I really question what sort of life you have in this case) you can dig (warning: bad pun about to become obvious) the action at my personal favorite, the “Naked Mole-Rat Cam” (click here). That’s all I can do for you. Except to say: you really need to get out more…
Gnawing Naked Mole-Rat: “Here’s your choice for the next two weeks. You can either look at me or Tim’s sorry wet ass (see below). Loser…”