TWC Quick Hits…:

Parts of Mars Once “Drenched” in Water: NASA rovers now searching for evidence of Martian Wetass…

Navy Sinking Retired Missile Cruisers and Aircraft Carriers to Create Reefs: In related news, Department of Homeland Security notices surge in Al Qaeda interest in underwater salvage schools…

Teenage Humpback Whale Seemingly Falls in Love With Coast Guard Cutter: Rubs amorously against hull…

Happy “Hump” Back: “Everybody take cover…I think he’s gonna blow!”

(Photo: Boatswain’s Mate Bret Miller via Star Bulletin)