TWC Quick Hits…:

Sea Lion (1200 pounds) Grabs Alaska Fisherman (200 pounds) Off Boat: But spits him out…not Atkins friendly.

Florida Legislators Decide Toothy Shark Not Best License Plate Logo: “The most inviting image to our beaches is not a man-eating shark,” says one. Suggest Hooters Girl instead…

Worst Job In The World?: Sewer diver. Any questions?

“It’s really not that bad, as long as people eat their fiber…And, oh yeah, one time I forgot to bolt my face plate down.”

(Photo: Gregory Yamamoto, The Honolulu Advertiser)