TWC Quick Hits…:

Seal Head Found In Luggage At Logan Airport: Confiscated by security screeners, along with toe nail clippers…

Australian Researchers Discover Bizarre Fishy Sex Rituals and Vampirism 20,000 Leagues Under Tasman Sea: “He drinks her blood, in return for giving her sperm.” Pay-Per-View special and book deal on spicing up the bedroom in works…

Guinness Record Holder For Hangin’ With Snakes Bitten By Cobra…And Dies: Snake apparently bored of hearing same stories over and over…

“Uh-oh, the cobra is looking at me funny again…I’ve really got to get a normal job.”

(Photo: Reuters)