Wetass Video of the Week…: Speaking of toothy denizens of the deep, check out this sharking (sorry, couldn’t help myself) video of a surfer getting attacked by not one, but two (two!), great whites. Don’t worry, the sharks spat the lucky son-of-a-gun out…

“Blech. This kid must have eaten a lot of garlic last night…Plus, I just hate the gnarly taste of wetsuit.”