Annals Of Invention–Scubadoo: Those wild and wacky engineers just keep cranking out the crazy products. This time it’s an underwater motorcycle. You stick your head in an air-filled dome (no regulator necessary) and off you go. But before you start ordering your underwater leathers, here’s the bad news: these supersized bathtub toys only do about 3 mph. Users will just have to stick to Viagra…



“C’mon Diablos, let’s ride! First we’ll freak some snorkelers out. Then we’ll slap some grouper around…”