The Hell With Mother Nature–Indoor Windsurfing Kicks Ass: The Professional Windsurfers Association went to France’s Bercy Stadium for their latest indoor blast-fest. A line of massive fans, putting out 20-plus knot winds, sent some of the best boarders in the world skittering around the pool at warp speed, and up into the air for jawdropping freestyle action. Check out the event summary here. And, more important, the photo gallery here.

“Look, Ma, one hand!…Wait a sec, how the hell am I going to land this f*cker?

(Photo: Brendan Pyatt)