TWC Quick Hits…:

Norwegian Wetass Sets World Record For Free Diving Under Ice: Gets to 50 meters beneath ice that is 1.8 meters thick. But TWC is unimpressed and wants to know why diving under ice is special…Do you have to chew your way through? Or is it just darker?

Aussie Walking Sheepdog On Beach Finds Giant (Dead) Leatherback Turtle: Local soup kitchens engage in frenzied bidding war over 1,000 pounder….

Renewed Seal Clubbing Enrages Environmentalists: Canadian Fisheries and Oceans Ministry deftly denies cruelty, saying “the seal reacts like a chicken when you cut off its neck. It seems to be trying to swim away but its brain is clinically dead and its heart is not beating anymore.” Leonardo DiCaprio and Paris Hilton unconvinced. Take up cause…



“Oooh, I’m going to get out there and protest those meanies…just as soon as I finish editing some video.”