Wetass Sport #52–Ice Golf: Yup, ice golf. And last weekend the Drambuie World Ice Golf Championships took place in Norway…inside the Arctic circle. Ice golf has the same rules as non-ice golf, but, well, it’s a bit different. Drives don’t run very far, golfers play in sub-sub-freezing temps, the balls are orange, and instead of the usual lame golf attire–what is it about plaids and plus-fours?–we’re talking ski goggles, balaclavas and mittens. Hazards: frostbite, crevasses, too much Jaegermeister. Winning score at the championship: 12 over par. Say, isn’t Elin from the Arctic regions? Come on Tiger, you wimp….

“This is an easy putt, but what the f*ck am I going to do about the polar bear sitting on the next tee….”