TWC Quick Hits…:

One-Legged Swimmer Gunning For Olympics: Competes in 800-meter freestyle, puts up very little wake…

800-Foot Container Ship Arrives in Port With 47-foot Whale Carcass on Bow Bulb: Crew had been puzzled by speed loss and recurrent dreams of sushi…

British Kite Surfer Hit By Gust, Blown Through Air Into Fish and Chips Shop: Staff at Franco’s Fish Bar insists they can’t find the body…

“Err, yessir, our fish and chips are always extra crunchy…”