TWC Quick Hits…:
San Diegan Lands 140-pound Marlin…From A Kayak: “It looked like it was going to jump right at the kayak at one point, so I put the rod tip into the water, and it just went right under my boat…It was sketchy.” Yup, sketchy. But no San Diegan kayaker kebob..
Man Orders Deadly Snakes Over Internet, Gets Bitten And Dies After Opening Package: Alert the Darwin Awards. The quality of the gene pool just took a bump up…
Titanic Discoverer Robert Ballard Complains Wreck Is Being Turned Into A Circus: “A few years ago a couple of people went down and got married on the bow.” After making a pile from multiple movies, book sales, and lectures, now he’s unhappy…?

“I do! Okay, honey, let’s join the rest of our guests in the main ballroom for the reception…”