TWC Quick Hits…:

Wild Manatee Orgy In Florida Bay Attracts Gawkers And Causes Massive Traffic Jam: “They’re not that social usually.” Ashcroft takes time off from war on terror to launch investigation …

Territorial Swans Shock Town By Killing Dogs: Drown two little yappers before canines bring in Rottweiler to try and even the score…

Scientists Discover Sticky Hippo Sweat Acts As Perfect Natural Sunscreen And Anti-Bacterial Agent: Hollywood celebs already seen driving baby hippos home in their SUVs…



“This is such a great gig. I lie around in the mud, and every half hour Angelina Jolie gets naked and rubs her body all over me…”