TWC Quick Hits…:

Deadly Piranhas May Have Been Dumped Into Bangkok Waterways: Men who plan to swim are warned to, err, “cover” themselves well…

California Surfer Survives Great White Nibble Attack: Researchers interested in examining incredibly skanky wetsuit…

French Police Smash Frog Poaching Network: Huge operation nets restaurateurs and a whole lot of 12-year old boys. In other news, experts wonder why Al Qaeda is thriving…

“I’m as willing as the next frog to go undercover, but that wire totally messed up my croak…”