TWC Quick Hits…:

Two Inmates With Artifical Limbs Escape From Nashville Jail: Embarrassed warden laughingstock of correctional world; institutes new policy of removing all prisoner prosthetics and storing them in broom closet…

U.S. Motorcyclist Sets “Iron-Butt” Record: Rides from northern tip of Alaska to southern tip of Florida in 100 hours; wears out one set of tires, 3 sets of underwear…

Intel Develops E-mail/WiFI Enabled Surfboard With Built-In Touchpad Computer: Candidate for Grand Prize in “How To Ruin A Great Sport” contest…



“I’m tubin’ and typin’ with my toes…Awww, sh*t, not more Viagra spam!”

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