TWC Quick Hits…:

Naked PETA Protesters Join Running Of The Bulls In Pamplona: Ploy partially successful as some bulls stop to compare rings in nose with rings in, uh,…(PS: Go find your own damn pictures; this is a family blog)

100 Year-Old Man Sprints–Sort Of–100 Meters: South African Phillip Rabinowitz puts up time of 28.7 seconds, and breaks world record for age group, only to be told timer wasn’t working properly. Manages to avoid stroking out in frustration, and vows to try again in October, after he catches his breath…

Man Gives Wife Driving Lesson; Wife Drives SUV Into Pool: “Goddammit, I said ‘Go left’!”

Pool Ornament: “Uhh, sir. I know you’re mad, but don’t you think we should go pull your wife out of the car about now…?”

(Photo: Richard Ambo/The Honolulu Advertiser)