TWC Quick Hits…:

Greeks Accused Of Plan To Poison 15,000 Stray Dogs Before Olympics: Officials deny charge, but price of meat dishes in local Chinese restaurants dropping at suspicious rate…

Olympic Torch Carrier Inadvertently Leads Police To Massive Marijuana Crop On Crete: Officials became suspicious after runner showed up at checkpoint 2 hours late, demanding Hostess Twinkies and complaining of cottonmouth…

Murder Suspect Elephant Due For Footprint Tests: Trumpets “If the foot doesn’t fit, you must acquit” and pledges to spend rest of elephant life hunting for “real” killer…



“So I lifted m foot like this and threatened to crush the guy, but I never stomped him because I was late for my tee time with OJ…”