Wetass Toy #326–Bionic Dolphin: Yup, a bionic dolphin. Massively motorized for fast swimming, with cockpit space for a human fish-wannabe (yeah, yeah, I know a dolphin is not a fish…). Check out the VASH (no idea what that stands for..) Bionic Dolphin website here for a semi-surreal trip into the future of dolphinry, and the mind of a man who, well, wants to be a dolphin. Or click over to the Innespace website, to look at an alternate design (15 feet long, 110-horse power package). Yes, it’s hard to believe. When it comes to picking a bionic dolphin, there IS a choice. Gizmo has the full fish-tale…



Mechanical Marine Mammal: “Uh-oh. Why is that guy from Sea World starting to chase me…?”