TWC Quick Hits…:
Dog Biscuits Shaped Like Mailmen Banned In Canada: “Bark Bars” caused outrage at Canada Post. Biscuit manufacturer also pledges to stop shipping “Jihadist Bars” to dog handlers at Abu Ghraib prison…
Hungry, Dive-bombing Pelicans Mistaking Shimmering Asphalt Of Arizona For Water: Splat. Wildlife officials concerned. Intrepid mall shoppers wearing hard hats and ear plugs…
Manatees Swim In To South Florida Shore, And Start An, Umm, Orgy: Attract a big crowd of curious tourists, voyeurs bored with the human race, and aspiring internet film makers. See the video here…

“Sure, it’s interesting. But why in the world is that guy diving underwater and taking his shirt off…?”
(Photo: NBC6)