Shark Stories I–“I do…Glub-Glub”: There are lots of weird places to get married. But donning dive gear, and saying your vows in a tank with fourteen sharks has to be one of the more creative. So give credit to Daniela Consolaro, 31, and Maurizio Andreosi, 40, the Italian couple who did just that.

“Fourteen sharks swam around looking bored as the couple — his nickname is Bull Shark and hers is Nurse Shark — responded “I do” to Mayor Pietro Pazzaglini, communicating via a phone link.”

They don’t get a perfect Wetass score, however. The two newlyweds–who said they were trying to draw attention to the destructive practice of shark finning (where fisherman catch sharks and cut their fins off to make soup and other pharmaceuticals for markets across Aisa)–were in a cage, protected from the toothy audience, who had obviously already gorged on the reception canapes and weren’t hungry in any case…



Shark Tank Nuptials: “Hey, guys. Are you going to comsummate this thing underwater, too? Because if so, I gotta ask to get moved to another tank…”

(Photo: Stefano Rellandini/Reuters)