Check out this wild-looking sea serpent, which washed ashore at City Beach, off Perth. It’s called an oarfish, and they are extremely rare. Last year, a woman in the UK caught a 14-footer that weighed 30 pounds more than she did. Unfortunately for the scientific world, instead of turning it over for research she sliced it up and put it in her freezer…

“F*ck the oceanographers, Dude. Do you still have the number for that sushi distributor…?”