If you go by the name of “The Human Cannonball,” one would assume that you are, well, pretty fearless. But in the case of “Todd The Human Cannonball” that’s apparently not the case. And he’s been fired from his job with Britain’s Cottle And Austin Circus. Why? Wait for it…fear of flying. Seems Todd doesn’t mind being shot out of a cannon, but he can’t hack being inside an airplane. Go figure. The circus wanted Todd to fly to Brazil for some training. He refused. Bye-bye Todd. Read all about it here. Hmm, I wonder if they could build a cannon big enough to shoot him across to Brazil…
Timid Todd: “There’s no inflight movie or crappy food, but this is so much more relaxing…”
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The Earthist Chronicles 