Annals Of Inanity: Nut Job…

Hey, we’ve all had money problems. But I bet no one has ever tried to resolve them in quite the same way as Brit performance artist (is that redundant?) Mark McGowan. McGowan wanted to pay off his student debt, so he came up with a brilliant payment plan: he rolled a nut all the way across London using his nose, ending at #10 Downing Street (that’s Prime Minister Tony Blair’s home for all you social studies-challenged Wetasses). It took him two weeks, and he left the nut and a letter at Blair’s front step, asking him to accept the nut as payment for the loans. Blair should accept it, of course, because this sort of insane behavior SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED. It took McGowan two weeks to make the journey. And it wasn’t pleasant. “The streets were dirty. There was hair and spit and bird poo. There were unmentionable things,” he said. Thanks, umm, for not mentioning them. And go have a beer, Mark. Nice work…

Nutter: “Uh-oh. I’ve never seen so many used condoms…”
(Thanks to TWC Asst. Editor Dave “How ’bout this one?” Ross)