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Annals Of Ugh!: Dolphin-Assisted Birth

May 29, 2013

You just can’t make this sh*t up:

Last month, Adam Barringer, 29, and his pregnant wife Heather, 27, boarded a plane for Hawaii. The couple traveled over 4,500 miles in the hopes of welcoming baby Bodhi into the world during a dolphin-assisted birth in Pohoa, Hawaii.

The couple will stay and study with Star Newland, founder of The Sirius Institute, a consortium with the purpose of “dolphinizing” the planet.

Heather and Adam’s idea to welcome their first child into the world via water and hopefully dolphins, was inspired by the book, “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life” by Drunvalo Melchizedek.

Before they learned they were pregnant, the idea of a water-and-dolphin birth appealed to Heather and Adam and they say they have experienced signs along the way, pointing them to Hawaii and the institute. Preparations for a dolphin-assisted birth began as soon as they arrived, long before Heather’s July due date.

At the institute, the couple will spend time in the water, forming a connection with a dolphin pod they hope will bond with them and ultimately their newborn.

“It is about reconnecting as humans with the dolphins so we can coexist in this world together and learn from one another,” says Heather.

Here’s more, if you think you can take it.

Just when you think you have seen every possible exploitation of dolphins in the service of human neediness…


2 Comments leave one →
  1. May 29, 2013 4:33 pm

    What a good laugh Tim, thanks for publishing this!😀

    Say how about taking advantage of human stupidity and greed to implement dolphin-assisted births in Taiji, so as to replace the slaughter?!…

  2. Robin permalink
    May 29, 2013 6:16 pm

    People like this exemplify what is wrong with this world. Moronic.

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