Annals of Investigation–Call My Lawyer!: Due to an investigation by the Department of Homeland Security and the Secret Service–prompted by irreverent and potentially seditious treatment of Vice-President Dick Cheney’s hunting habits–The Wetass Chronicles must suspend publication until the New year…..(Okay, I’m actually going on vacation. Have a good one and see you in 2004……)



TWC: Under interrogation and enduring tongue depressor torture……